Security Search

A woman was asked to open her bag when she visited the annual Army show on a nearby base. She was appalled by the indignity and said so: "You searched me last year!"

Veteran

The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

Poet

A backward poet writes inverse.

Cannibals

When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

Fortune-teller

The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

Change

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, "No change yet."

Grass

A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: "Keep off the Grass."