Baseball

I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Hat Rack

Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, "You stay here; I'll go on a head."

Three months ago

It was exactly three months ago on May 23, 2009 that Elden Grant Hurst passed away. He is still alive in memory and I know he is alive in the spirit world. He is probably very involved in building the kingdom of God. I wonder how involved he is in our lives. We might be very surprised if we knew.

Cults

Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects.

Atheism

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Nudist Camp

A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

Flies

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.