Silk Worms

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

Obama and Media

After Barack Obama won the election he found out the economy was worse than he thought; so he had to lay off seventeen journalists.

Litter

A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

Push the envelope

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

(To learn more about where the expression came from, go to this link http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/push-the-envelope.html

Butcher Joke

The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

Math Class Joke

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

Jokes That Elden Would Have Enjoyed

I have found some fun jokes that I think Dad would have enjoyed. I have been looking for more things to blog, so I will try to post a new one every day. So, for today:

The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Circumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.