Here are some cow jokes from Daniel Elden Drake,DVM, grandson and namesake of Elden Hurst.
What do you call a cow that's just given birth? Decalfenated.
How does a farmer count his cows? Using his cowlculator.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean Ground Beef.
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