Monday, August 31, 2009


The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

Friday, August 28, 2009


When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

Thursday, August 27, 2009


The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009


A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, "No change yet."

Tuesday, August 25, 2009


A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: "Keep off the Grass."

Monday, August 24, 2009


I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Hat Rack

Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, "You stay here; I'll go on a head."

Three months ago

It was exactly three months ago on May 23, 2009 that Elden Grant Hurst passed away. He is still alive in memory and I know he is alive in the spirit world. He is probably very involved in building the kingdom of God. I wonder how involved he is in our lives. We might be very surprised if we knew.

Monday, August 10, 2009

Sunday, August 9, 2009

Saturday, August 8, 2009

Nudist Camp

A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Monday, August 3, 2009

Obama and Media

After Barack Obama won the election he found out the economy was worse than he thought; so he had to lay off seventeen journalists.

Sunday, August 2, 2009


A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

Push the envelope

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

(To learn more about where the expression came from, go to this link